April 2014 A.D. | How I broke my TARDIS
I had just gotten my first TARDIS. It was a type-40 designed to look like a filing cabinet. I had gotten out of TARDIS flight school about 50 or 60 Earth years before, and had a license with the official insignia of the Gallifreyan Council on it. I was not very good at making good decisions at the time, but my parents thought that 407 was old enough to get my own TARDIS. I decided to see how good my flight skills were, so I went to the Big Bang. BIG MISTAKE!!! Type-40s are not designed to handle the heat and pressure of quark-gluon plasma. (That's what type-57s are for.) Apparently, no one had thought to tell me this, but rather had relied on my "better judgement".
Anyways, the TARDIS automatically teleported out of there, but due to damages, it was not able to return me to 7,002,089,676 B.C. Instead, it veered off course into 2001 A.D. Earth and crashed into it. TARDISes are alive, so the view-screen told me that it would be healed in about 65 years.
Moral of this story: DO NOT buy your kids a vehicle and rely on their better judgement.
I had just gotten my first TARDIS. It was a type-40 designed to look like a filing cabinet. I had gotten out of TARDIS flight school about 50 or 60 Earth years before, and had a license with the official insignia of the Gallifreyan Council on it. I was not very good at making good decisions at the time, but my parents thought that 407 was old enough to get my own TARDIS. I decided to see how good my flight skills were, so I went to the Big Bang. BIG MISTAKE!!! Type-40s are not designed to handle the heat and pressure of quark-gluon plasma. (That's what type-57s are for.) Apparently, no one had thought to tell me this, but rather had relied on my "better judgement".
Anyways, the TARDIS automatically teleported out of there, but due to damages, it was not able to return me to 7,002,089,676 B.C. Instead, it veered off course into 2001 A.D. Earth and crashed into it. TARDISes are alive, so the view-screen told me that it would be healed in about 65 years.
Moral of this story: DO NOT buy your kids a vehicle and rely on their better judgement.