Hello there, humans! My name is none of your business. Like the Doctor, I go by a pseudonym. I am known as the Traveler. I am about 420 years old. Due to a TARDIS malfunction, I crashed into 2001 A.D. and will be marooned here until 2066 A.D., give or take a few months. While here, I found a fascination with your Internet. Not many species have pooled all their knowledge into a giant conglomeration of servers, ready to be accessed at a whim.
Anyways, enjoy! And, Allons-y!